This is a quick one, all the reading is over on the Gofundme.
I need help creating my audiobook, so I can move onto the next step of my plan for world domination, and use my incoming fame to make weird adverts, one of which will involve an image of me naked on a billboard, obscured only by copies of Who Built The Humans?
Yes, I am serious.
Once that happens, I will move onto the next ridiculous thing. I want to own a weird bookstore with themed areas, props and memorabilia shelves, as well as a relaxation pod. But to get there, I need to be well-known first. This Gofundme will make that possible.