I might make a political party for people who are sick to death of reading about the other political parties.
Here are some ideas I improvised.
1. We will make weed legal just to see what happens
2. Trial universal basic income to replace the dole
3. See if everyone blows their money on weed, anyone who has blown all their new money on weed has to sit in front of an old man who shakes his head disapprovingly
4. Single parents get free babysitting from the government
5. New businesses given information leaflets pointing them in the direction of useful courses (financing, marketing, IP law etc)
6. Campaign for four toilets to be implemented in all public areas with pre-existing toilets: Biologically Male / Biologically Female / Other / People who shit on the walls (such as anyone who goes to the toilets in 'The Range')
(I have neglected disabled people on purpose, all politicians need a critical character flaw. This is mine)
7. All school RE teachers who are religious themselves and tell their students that their way is the only way, will be placed in a large cave and forgotten about.
8. New school curriculum aimed at financial independence, life skills etc. No more paper craft mosques and colouring in pictures of monarchs and Jesus, no, we'll do something useful for once
9. Revoke a random British celebrity's British citizenship. This will be up for public vote
10. Every household gets an AI companion which may or may not be pure evil and which will live inside your refrigerator
11. Upon my being elected prime minister, I get to pick ten random houses in the country and I will come round to your house, eat all of your cheeses, and leave
12. Spiders. I will not elaborate